"I wanted a dog, a dog of my own. Ik now how to feed dogs and where to buy bones. I know dogs need walks and plenty of patience, I know dogs need regular dog vaccinations. I know how to train dogs and all about that. And then on my birthday, I got...a cat:". And not just any cat - a big, fat, fully-grown cat called Leopold. The storyteller is very disappointed until she realises that Leopold cannot only be trained to enter the TV show Wonder Dogs, but has also trained the neighbours' cats to compete as well.