I Yam a Donkey
Even frustrated grammarians will giggle at the whos-on-first routine that begins with a donkeys excited announcement, I yam a donkey! Unfortunately the donkeys audience happens to be a yam, and one who is particular about sloppy pronunciation and poor grammar. An escalating series of misunderstandings leaves the yam furious and the clueless donkey bewildered by the yams growing (and amusing) frustration. The yam finally gets his point across, but regrettably, hes made the situation a little bit too clear...and the story ends with a dark and outrageously funny twist.