Do Not Build a Frankenstein!
A Frankenstein is big. He could push you really high on the swing. He'd never get tired of giving you rides on his shoulder. A Frankenstein would be the perfect new best friend. Maybe you could build one. . . . No! Wait! Whatever you do, Do Not Build a Frankenstein!
"Numberman is a nimble, funny writer, and he opts for showing rather than telling, his naf watercolors scoring a punch line every time." -- Publishers Weekly (starred review)