Author(s): Shogun Whamhower

Fiction - middle

When attempting to infiltrate a pack of wolves, a ninja is strongly advised NOT to wear a chicken suit - the Ninja Warrior's Handbook, Volume 27. Something strange is going on. Something really, really...unreal. Farmer Fetlock's cows have been wrapped in toilet paper again! But if Pongo isn't the toilet-roll-toting prankster behind the ninja cow caper, then who is? Could the culprit have come from outer space? Can the Nerdy Ninjas catch them in the act? It's a mystery. A mystery of high-jinks and high pants.